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Unaired SNL Sketch: Nasim Pedrad as Aziz Ansari

we made a door for our common room so the video game boys could enjoy it while they video game :)

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vagina door!!! i love college


Hows montreal????

the best 


Where are you going to school and what are you studying??

Im going to baby school for babies/concordia for coms. and cultural studies and gender and women’s studies



i just moved to a new city !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ole ole baby

why does no one live in montreal. there are only 6 people here. where is the population. where is the

#mrcy2014 @mrcytelus

     Once you realize that The Exorcist is, essentially, the story of a 12-year-old who starts cussing, masturbating, and disobeying her mother—in other words, going through puberty—it becomes apparent to the feminist-minded viewer why two adult men are called in to slap her around for much of the third act. People are convinced that something spooky is going on with girls; that, once they reach a certain age, they lose their adorable innocence and start tapping into something powerful and forbidden. Little girls are sugar and spice, but women are just plain scary. And the moment a girl becomes a woman is the moment you fear her most. Which explains why the culture keeps telling this story."

                 —The Season of the Witch: Why Teenage Girls Are So Dang Scary (via unforgettabledetritus)
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kill your curiosity

1. Last kiss- sad and a lil swaggy
2. Last phone call- jordan cause he calls me 50x a day
3. Last text message- schoolf riends
4. Last song you listened to- snaggletooth
5. Last time you cried- first night in montreal lol
6. Dated someone twice- kinda???? nah
7. Been cheated on- LMAO
8. Self harmed- na
9. Lost someone special- na
10. Been depressed- heck
11. Been drunk and threw up- lmao
12. had sex- meh
13. How many people have you had sex with this year?- 12 hundred
15. Made a new friend- many babes
17. Laughed until you cried- onc?dk
18. Met someone who changed you- ya
19. Found out who your true friends were- i gues???S
20. Found out someone was talking about you- nah
26. What did you do for your last Birthday- i forget but i think i just went to the mall with brenna
27. What time did you wake up today- 1130
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for- neutral milk hotel!!!
30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time- before i left i guess
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life- more $$
32. What are you listening to right now- human by the killers
33. When is the last time you had sex?- 10 seconds ago
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now- no one
35. Most visited webpage- fb
36. Favorite colour- blue/lavender
37. Nicknames- macky q mac machiavelli
38. Relationship Status- dead inside
39. Zodiac sign- sagigi
40. Male or female- feme
41. Primary school- flb
42. Secondary School- rms
43. High school/college-rhs, then concordia
44. Eye color- brown
46. Height- 5 4
47. Do you have a crush on someone- nah
48. What do you like about yourself- im perfect
49. Piercings- ears
50. Tattoos- 0
51. Righty or lefty- right
53. First piercing- idek
54. First best friend- krietsn
55. First hookup- lol i guess this year
56. First Bestfriend- ??????? luray is the queen and kate
59. Eating- babybell college
60. Drinking- BEER jk chocolate milk
61. I'm about to- kick meredith out : *
62. Listening to- human still lol
63. Waiting for- sleep time
64. Want kids? nah
65. Get married? yes
66. Career- HECK ya
67. Lips or eyes- eyes
68. Hugs or kisses- muah
69. Shorter or taller- taller
70. Older or Younger- older
71. Romantic or spontaneous- rmance both th
72. Nice stomach or nice arms- armsies and stomch ahahahhaa
73. Sensitive or loud- sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship- rela
76. Kissed a stranger- ye? kinda
77. Drank hard liquor- yes
78. Lost glasses/contacts- yes
79. Had sex- nnnakkkyees
80. Broken someone's heart- baby hearts
82. Been arrested- no
83. Turned someone down- yes
84. Cried when someone died- ye
85. Fallen for a friend- i guess
86. Yourself- sure
87. Miracles- nah
88. Love at first sight- no
89. Heaven- nah
90. Santa Clause- no
91. Kiss on the first date- if ur feeling it
92. Angels- no
93. How would you label yourself? hekka
94. Someone You Pray Everyday For- kanye
95. Did you sing today- rn
96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About- haha
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? to britney when she was still on top
98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For- dollas
99. Are you afraid of falling in love? no ??
100. Do you like the way you look? im gorgoeous